Is it bad to like these?

"I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker" (qaaaaa) 08/01/2018 at 09:13 • Filed to: None

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Pros: Hatchback, orange.

Cons: Prius

Also, it’s my birthday, so that’s neat.

Nibby > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 09:17

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Wacko > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 09:19

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happy birthday

couldn’t find a cake with a prius(i didn’t Look for cake)

So i found the next best thing.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Nibby 08/01/2018 at 09:22

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I daily drive a car that’s older than me and think it’s reliable.

I think Porsches are dumb.

I also think certain crossovers are good.

My takes are objectively bad.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Wacko 08/01/2018 at 09:23

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It looks like a pile of fondant.

ttyymmnn > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 09:24

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Your takes are objectively yours.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > ttyymmnn 08/01/2018 at 09:25

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I like it when my car breaks down because suffering is essential to the human experience.

ttyymmnn > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 09:26

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Happy birthday! I had a Mk 4 and loved it.

punkgoose17 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 09:28

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The color is good. A manual orange Yaris would be nice, but is not at thing.

Happy birthday!

functionoverfashion > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 09:29

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I would rock that if I were mostly confined to a city.

Pros: efficient in city traffic, small enough, still a hatchback. Reliable, in that it will work even if you don’t drive it much at all. Easy to find when you forget where you parked it last month (because ORANGE)

Cons: I am mostly confined to a city and don’t have a Mini.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > punkgoose17 08/01/2018 at 09:30

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Thanks!

http://blog.toyota.co.uk/toyota-yaris-zesty-orange-twist

It does, but I actually kind of dislike it

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > functionoverfashion 08/01/2018 at 09:35

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I’m fairly certain that a ridiculously colored Prius C will be my Dad Car when the time comes and I need something that’s not a dumpster fire. I intend to keep said dumpster fire (KBB trade in value: $294) until it becomes brown dust, though, so it will keep me sane.

functionoverfashion > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 09:40

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Lol, that’s a strangely specific value for being so low.

A bright color Prius C wouldn’t be a terrible choice. I’m still rocking the E46 wagon but our Family Truckster is a proper Volvo wagon that isn’t 10 years older than the kids.

Also, happy birthday!!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 09:43

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I’ve tried to explain this to my wife. The oil/gas smells, the windows that don’t seal right so it’s louder with the top up than down , the way you have to blip the throttle so it doesn idle at 4,000rpm, the heavy clutch pedal, the way you have to put it in second and then SLAM it into first to get it to cooperate. These are all things that just add to the experience of driving an old car. Because her pleasant easy to drive car is boring 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 09:44

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Relevant post https://oppositelock.kinja.com/dots-orange-and-smol-1828011872

Also I like the C it was a contender for my wife’s new car but after test drivin a Fiesta we decided we needed something bigger for a family hauler and bought the Fit instead. No regrets 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > functionoverfashion 08/01/2018 at 09:44

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Thanks!

1996 Golf GL, 2.0 5MT, options include power steering and air conditioning. I went through again and hit alloy wheels instead of steelies, and it went up $10!

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/01/2018 at 09:46

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Ha, that post reminded me of seeing one a few days ago and thinking “hm, I kind of like that.”

I really like the garish color. Best part.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/01/2018 at 09:51

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Love the gas smell. Running rich and having an exhaust leak are good things. My windows actually seal right- I don’t have a Cabrio, just the interior of one. I do have to feather the throttle to stop it from choking itself. My transmission was redone by the previous owners (new bushings, linkage) so I don’t really have to slam it around. If I try to shift above ~5000, it’s super tight. Can’t get into 1st if I’m moving at all, which is why I’m glad the clutch’s friction zone is a mile long. 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 09:52

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My wife was more interested in Summer Rain Metalic. Less bold but still a fun color. It’s got a lot of flop in it so it changes in thelight. These are all the same color. 

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/01/2018 at 09:56

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The current c rop of color options for the C- sadly, this is more diverse than most manufacturers.

I ran across this review from C&D of the Prius C- don’t they know that the worse a car is, the better it is?

Textured Soy Protein > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 10:01

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The Prius C is the official car o f people who hate cars, but need to have one anyway, and treat it accordingly.

When was the last time you saw a Prius C out in the wild that wasn’t dented or with its bumper hanging off or broken in some other way?

(This is a t rick question. You haven’t. They don't exist.)

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Textured Soy Protein 08/01/2018 at 10:03

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Like two day ago, and it was glorious.

Bad is good. But yeah, you right

OmerCarrothers333 > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 10:04

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I see nothing wrong with these.

I mean, if you have the ability to plug in a full-electric, an off-lease Nissan Leaf is going for about $10,000. Granted, Leafs are not as cool as an orange Prius, but...

Where have all the lightweights gone? > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 11:14

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My BIL & SIL have one, and my God is it one of the worst cars I’ve ever driven. Even with the seat all the way down, I felt like I was in a clown car (I’m 5'11"). Not only that, but the rearview mirror fell off after less than 25k miles!

Also, if you want to feel like you’re playing a Pole Position or Super Off Road arcade game, you’ll love the C’s steering feel. There is none to be found anywhere.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Where have all the lightweights gone? 08/01/2018 at 11:22

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Wow, that sounds terrible, which makes me want it more.

Where have all the lightweights gone? > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 11:24

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If you value your life, run as far away as possible. We also test drove one when my wife needed a new car. It’s so hilariously underpowered, e ven the salesman felt uncomfortable merging in it!

Under_Score > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 11:29

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In the story series I’ve been writing, the main character has one of these in Summer Rain Metallic. They’re such cute, happy cars, especially in the bright colors like that. The black and white interiors are cool, too.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Where have all the lightweights gone? 08/01/2018 at 11:29

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I drive a 22 year old 80 HP econobox on I-77 , you don’t scare me.

fhrblig > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 08/01/2018 at 15:36

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Happy birthday!

FWIW, everyone I know that was into these stopped being into them after a test drive.